Random filler in junk emails

[IBBoard]

I just received this junk email (a more intelligent one than normal - it was supposed to include an image and filler text, plus it asked if I wanted to confirm receipt of the email!) and the filler text at the bottom has to be the most random attempt at sentences ever!

I grief of fitted a vase the tomorrow? is excused
She restaurants was stunt of also it brows producing
Me collarless grievous is declarations of searching a tousled
A enjoy the deliver trip it prized she brandished
You staggeringly of robes the ending and oblong or considerably
Not increasing you concerning and exuded me praised drunk
No unlatched is steaming this hinge of rumour the gets
If neater we individual of complained a accumulated is lanes
An spun me numerous you scattering she choirmaster hears
Have lengthened discontentedly of patronage it doctor was narrowed
Was boulders not excitedly incentives a vindicate or action
And spying astounding is swelling of lifted an flustered

It's almost poetry

[MadMaffMan]

Wow....thats so deep and profound, it touched me at my very core. Nearly made me cry.

[IBBoard]

We have another one!

I trimmed of secrecy a gowns the sucked is extremes
She antelope was wasting of blushed it moss headed
Me article seal is unsteady of fifteen a ingrained
A lawful the spoil reticence it partition she dram
You sorrows of oceanic the situation and leaving or experienced
Not urgent you yesterday? and nibbling me passages treatment
No muzzle is notice this establishing of upsets the miracles
If inarticulately we presentation of northern a northwest is unbelief
An greatgrandmothers me climbers you shashlik she cocotte shattered
Have heart reflections of mornings it capita was surprisingly
Was screensaver not foundling correctly a infantry or derivative
And demands sacrificed is significance of archive an monotone

[MadMaffMan]

I hope that text is created by a computer programme because if it was written by a person they need help FAST.

[IBBoard]

Just spotted some more good stuff:

Wet behind the ears. Sour as a green apple. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day. Putting the cart before the horse. Watered down. Say it with flowers. This is for the birds. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Stop, look and listen. Your barking up the wrong tree. Shake like a leaf. Rare as walking on water.

Just a list of (sometimes mis-spelled) sayings