You Know You're Playing Wh/40k Too Much When...

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RE: You Know You're Playing Wh/40k Too Much When...

Postby IBBoard at 21 Apr 2003, 18:05

OK, come up with your own suggestions as well :)

You know you've been playing Warhammer too much when...
  • you wonder whether riding your bicycle confers a cavalry save bonus
  • you make sure that you and your friends are never out of formation whil walking down the street
  • you tell a mugger to back off or else you'll use your Blade of Leaping Gold

You know you've been playing Warhammer 40K too much when...
  • you wonder whether a bicycle is the same as a motorbike for increasing toughness
  • you wonder when the British military will start arming troops with flashlights, sorry, lasguns :D
  • you wonder why when they mention tanks on news reports, your beloved Leman Russ/Hellhound doesn't get a mention
  • you start comparing your friends air rifle to a bolter
  • as you walk down the street you are looking for cover which will confer a 5+ or better save
  • you always try and park your car in a "hull-down" position

You know you've been playing WH/40K too long when...
  • you start thinking that Gork and Mork are talking to you
  • you believe nights out are "heretic actions prompted by Slaanesh"
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