You Know You're Playing Wh/40k Too Much When...

[IBBoard]

OK, come up with your own suggestions as well

You know you've been playing Warhammer too much when...

• you wonder whether riding your bicycle confers a cavalry save bonus
• you make sure that you and your friends are never out of formation whil walking down the street
• you tell a mugger to back off or else you'll use your Blade of Leaping Gold

You know you've been playing Warhammer 40K too much when...

• you wonder whether a bicycle is the same as a motorbike for increasing toughness
• you wonder when the British military will start arming troops with flashlights, sorry, lasguns
• you wonder why when they mention tanks on news reports, your beloved Leman Russ/Hellhound doesn't get a mention
• you start comparing your friends air rifle to a bolter
• as you walk down the street you are looking for cover which will confer a 5+ or better save
• you always try and park your car in a "hull-down" position

You know you've been playing WH/40K too long when...

• you start thinking that Gork and Mork are talking to you
• you believe nights out are "heretic actions prompted by Slaanesh"