Which Is The Best Chaos God?

[duckman]

Khorne. Are there other Chaos gods now? How odd.

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duckman

[andygorn]

None of this "We love Khorne" nonsense (LOL): He's just a dog-headed couch-potato! (LMAO)

Gotta be His Magnificent Lordly Excellence Mistress Slaanesh!

[IBBoard]

Couch potato? Why's Khorne (possibly the most active of them all - or at least most likely to suddenly break out into a sprint) a couch potato?

[andygorn]

Tzeentch is always plotting and conniving and will be constantly moving aroud, 'cos if he sits down, he'll end up thinking that someone's booby-trapped his chair (LOL)

Nurgle has plenty of work to do in getting his plagues to visit various parts of the world.

Slaanesh has the most work to do of any of them , he/she epitomises youthful exuberance and experimentation, so they've got to experience everything and show their followers.

Ergo, Khorne must be the couch potato...'cos all he does is sits on his throne all day, waiting for skulls to be brought out to him.

[IBBoard]

That's an, erm, interesting interpretation on why Khorne's a couch potato! Next thing you know he'll end up with a beer belly as bad as that of old Father Nurgle

[caelien]

I can just imagine Khorne sat on his throne, tucking into savoury snacks and hoying axes at cable tv programmes a la Elvis (Ah don't like this show. 'fwaaaanngggg')

I've always gone for Tzeentch, the whole throwing bolts of power around, and the endless scheming appeals to me (I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky Astartes!)

[IBBoard]

Savoury snacks? They sound almost health. It should be burgers, burritos, hotdogs and similar.

I didn't know Elvis threw axes at the TV, though.

As for Tzeentch, yes, the bolts of power would be good, it could just end up a bit messy if you missed. Randomly mutated sections of wall/floor!

[caelien]

Elvis used a revolver, if the Urban Legends are to be believed, if you've ever seen Itchy and Scratchy's Little Barber Shop of Horrors you'll know what I mean

Of course, Khorne uses axes instead, natch

[stfas]

khorne is probably the strongest of the gods reason: he gains power every single time someone seeds blood

[IBBoard]

Also, Khorne is the strongest because he is based on combat and martial prowess, including brute strength.

Does that mean you think Khorne is the best, then?

[stfas]

yes plus i love blood muahahaha